BILL THE VAMPIRE

The Tome of Bill – 1

There Are Reasons We Fear The Night. He’s Not One Of Them.

My name’s Bill Ryder and I have no life, but it’s not because I like video games and D&D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman worth dying for. So, I did.

Problem is, I didn’t stay dead.

Now I’m a vampire, surrounded by undead freaks who are stronger, faster, and better looking than me. It’s enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a douche-canoe called Night Razor, hates my guts. It might be because he can’t control me, or maybe it’s because he’s a dick. Whatever the case, he’s given me just ninety days to prove I’m not an embarrassment to his coven.

If I fail, my ass is toast. Too bad my friends are more interested in setting me on fire, while Sally thinks I’m nothing more than her personal footstool. Talk about a freaking shit show. I might be a bloodsucking predator of the night, but I’m still at the bottom of the food chain.

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Bram Stoker meets Monty Python in The Tome of Bill, the hilarious horror comedy series that will keep you laughing from dusk till dawn.

If you’re a fan of Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, or What We Do in the Shadows, this vampire comedy will suck you dry and leave you thirsting for more.

Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire now and prepare to die laughing.

Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Content Warning: violence, gore, crude humor, and a buttload of swearing

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