THE TOME OF BILL SERIES COLLECTION
Volume 2
IT’S HARD TO LIVE FOREVER WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD WANTS YOU DEAD.
Prepare to die screaming with laughter as you embark upon books 5-8 of the hilarious Tome of Bill series – over 2000 pages of laugh-out-loud horror comedy.
Despite everything he’s seen, gamer-turned-vampire Bill Ryder would still rather play D&D with his friends than take this supernatural shit seriously. Too bad it’s an attitude the ancient horrors threatening the world don’t particularly appreciate. Now he’s got a choice: step up and face his destiny, or let the Earth become a living Hell along with his social life.
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GODDAMNED FREAKY MONSTERS
Three months have passed since Bill Ryder disappeared. Now he’s back. Too bad, civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos. Mythical beasts are breaking through the veil to wage war against mankind. At their forefront stands an unstoppable warrior from a long-dead cult not seen since biblical times. Bill’s only chance is to muster all the attitude he can – because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just another stupid saying.
HALF A PRAYER
An unstoppable terror has awoken deep beneath the Earth while Bill’s been deemed a traitor by the vampire nation. Now he finds himself fighting off enemies from all sides while warring with his feelings for the women in his life. Talk about a lousy time for introspection. As the world crumbles around him, Bill must rise to his destiny – because if he doesn’t, his love life will be the least of his worries.
THE WICKED DEAD
Bill Ryder has a powerful destiny. He just never expected it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, a group of D&D dorks, and a pregnant witch. Ordered to storm the vampire stronghold in Boston, Bill must face the invincible undead warlord awaiting him there. If he can win, the world might just have a chance of surviving. If he fails, an unquenchable evil will destroy everything he knows and loves. Why can’t the end of the world ever be easy?
THE LAST COVEN
A goddess returned, a war between primal powers, and a prophecy waiting to be fulfilled. That’s a lot of crap to heap on anyone’s plate, much less a geeky vampire. It’s finally time for Bill to master his powers and figure out how to survive his date with destiny. Because if he can’t get his act together, the curtain will fall and mankind will be forever plunged into everlasting darkness.
Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of terrifying monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then The Tome of Bill series will keep you entertained from dusk til dawn.
Grab your copy today and prepare for world-ending hilarity with The Tome of Bill series!
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric douchebag humor, and lots of asshole monsters
