THE TOME OF BILL AUDIOBOOK COLLECTION
Volume 1 – (books 1 – 4)
Narrated by Christopher John Fetherolf
It’s hard to live forever when everyone wants you dead.
Get ready to die laughing with the first FOUR books of the hilarious Tome of Bill series – over 30 hours of epic horror comedy that will leave you gasping for more.
Dateless dork Bill Ryder was just a normal guy. Now he’s a vampire trying to survive a world of abnormal horrors. Despite awesome powers, snarky friends, and a Brooklyn-sized attitude; the odds are stacked heavily against him. Bill must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors threatening it – all while trying to build some semblance of a social life.
Includes:
BILL THE VAMPIRE
Bill Ryder thought fate had finally smiled on him when he met Sally, a woman to die for. So he did. Now he’s a vampire being hunted by monsters that are stronger, deadlier, and a hell of a lot cooler than he is. It isn’t over yet, though. Turns out a vamp like Bill hasn’t been seen in centuries. He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that’s too obnoxious to quit. Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty beasts and the unlikely hero who’s still at the bottom of the food chain.
SCARY DEAD THINGS
One of the most powerful vampires in the world wants Bill Ryder’s head. A pint-sized immortal princess wants the rest of him. It’s not clear which fate is worse. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing Bill’s luck, do you even have to ask?
THE MOURNING WOODS
A war is brewing between the vampire nation and … Bigfoot? If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed. It’s up to Bill Ryder to broker peace between these ancient adversaries, but it’s not going to be easy. His enemies all want him dead. Too bad some of his allies do too.
HOLIER THAN THOU
On the eve of war, The Icon – prophesized destroyer of the vampire race – has arisen. There’s just one small catch, Bill Ryder is in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it. Talk about being damned if you do.
Welcome to The Tome of Bill, the vampire comedy series where Bram Stoker meets Shaun of the Dead.
Perfect for fans of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Jim Butcher, and What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from dusk till dawn.
Don’t miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy today and prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor. And when you’re finished, be sure to check out VOLUME TWO for the rest of Bill’s adventures.
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Age: 18+
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric douchebag humor, and lots of asshole monsters
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And when you’re finished, be sure to keep the story going with the Tome of Bill Collection Volume 2.
